"Teacher, you should go home and take a nap. You look TIRED!"
"The worst sickness I've ever had is a broken heart."
"I'm asking Santa for Doritos. Doritos are my favorite chips!"
"My finger is hurting because the sun is too hot!"
"Uhm.. I'm not very lucky so I probably won't even live until I'm 100."
"You're going to make me throw up with all these questions!"