The Things Kids Say...

When teachers skip their morning coffee...

"Teacher, you should go home and take a nap. You look TIRED!"

After talking about germs making you sick...

"The worst sickness I've ever had is a broken heart."

When asked what they wanted for Christmas this year...

"I'm asking Santa for Doritos. Doritos are my favorite chips!"

When the Arizona sun has finally taken its toll on you...

"My finger is hurting because the sun is too hot!"

While celebrating the 100th day of school...

"Uhm.. I'm not very lucky so I probably won't even live until I'm 100."

When asked one too many questions by another student...

"You're going to make me throw up with all these questions!"